Stupid Dog 2.0
Ooof. When one steps down, there’s always going to be another one to take its place, right?
I have relatively new (okay, they’ve started their second year here) neighbors to the west side of my house. They seem nice, but we don’t talk all that much. They have a dog that, while beautiful, barks. A lot. All the time. We’ll be walking down our driveway and it will bark like mad. It didn’t bother me because at least the damn thing shuts the hell up at night.
However, today, problems have appeared. I opened a sliding glass door today to check the weather outside, and there was the dog (henceforth known as Stupid Dog 2.0) on our patio, and it immediately started barking and baring its fangs at me. I stomped my foot and yelled at the damn thing to go away–it did.
When I returned home from my run, it barked at me and bared its fangs, but it stayed in its yard. Fair enough, but I still yelled at it to shut up already.
A few minutes ago, I heard it barking. I looked out the window and saw that, in addition to baring its fangs, Stupid Dog 2.0 was in our yard and barking at my father, who’d just come home from the store. I stomped my foot and yelled at the damn thing to go away–it did.
I think I need to remind my neighbors about leash laws before this gets out of hand.
Always vigilant,
WordNerd, Fan of Dogs with Responsible Owners
