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Brown Sugar and Mushrooms

My mother purchased a body spray from Bath & Body Works on Sunday and proudly showed it off to me on Sunday night.  I agreed that it smelled very nice, but I’m not really a perfume, body spray or scented lotion kind of woman.  I was once, but I now allow Dove soaps and Dove [...]

Filed under: Lacking a Muse - Generalities

An Intelligent Brother, a Marvelous Boyfriend and a Stupid Boss Walk into a Bar

It’s like they know.  It’s like my job knows when I’m having (or will have, if you look at the links) a spectacular weekend.  My job knows and plots on how to best piss me off come Monday morning (or whatever day I happen to be returning [or leaving]).
Of course, I had a fantastic weekend.  [...]

Filed under: Lacking a Muse - Generalities, Making Fun of Distance

I Am Drifting to Dog Hate, Unfortunately

Running has not been good this week, but not because I’m tired or because I’m slowly but surely reaching my breaking point.  Barring an injury, I should be fine through the end of training and the half-marathon.
No, what’s ruining my runs lately are the damn dogs.  I am gradually beginning to dislike every single dog [...]

Filed under: The Elegant Runner

Multiple Choice

I have spent my day:
A)  Debating on whether or not to run tonightB)  Reading Stephen King’s Pet SemataryC)  Wandering around the house with no work to doD)  All of the above

You guess.  I’ll continue to do what I’m doing.

Filed under: Lacking a Muse - Generalities

12 Miles

I did it!  In less than two hours!  And I am so proud of my–
*WordNerd falls face forward on the keyboard in sheer but happy exhaustion, serendipitously hitting on the "z" button*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Filed under: The Elegant Runner

September Running Stories

I woke up at 6:30am to be out the door by 7am.  Unfortunately, at 6:45am, it started to rain and it has not abated.  So I am stuck here, I think, until I get out the door and to the store (in mother’s car, of course) in order to buy some a) running gear that [...]

Filed under: The Elegant Runner

RIP Escort

Escort LX, 2-door Hatchback. Beloved Transportation.  1995-2005.
On the bright side, I won’t have to pay more than $400 in car insurance this October.

Filed under: Lacking a Muse - Generalities

Viva Mexico

Happy Independence Day!  On this day in 1810, Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla called on Mexicans to fight for their independence from Spain (okay, so it might’ve been the 15th–no one’s ever been clear on that, but it also lets us start celebrating at 11pm on the 15th all through today).  In 1821, we finally got [...]

Filed under: Mexico Lindo y Querido

Damn Cars

After my meeting at the office this morning, I climbed into my supposedly fixed car, turned the thing on, then proceeded.  I was going slow since I was in a business park, but as soon as I got onto the main road, I depressed the accelerator in order to run at the indicated 45 miles [...]

Filed under: Lacking a Muse - Generalities

The Un-Race Report

So, how’d my run go?
. . .
It didn’t.
See, here’s the thing.  The website where I first saw the race, Run Michigan, and the website where I registered for the race, Active, both have a start time of 8:30am for the race.  There is no differentiation between start times for all the runs offered.  So, I [...]

Filed under: The Elegant Runner