While I try to figure out what’s going on with the Flawless Imperfection code—it’s not letting me display my links.
So, a follow-up to yesterday’s post. Long story short, I posted a reply on the Blank Top comments, and got a reasonable answer—that call was not us, apparently. I can buy that, and said as much. Since some elements of the call that my friend placed were used, of course we saw ourselves in the [...]
A good story is always embellished. I’ve been an avid reader of The Blank Top Chronicles for a while now, and even though I knew that what this guy was writing was probably bullshit, I never thought I’d be subject to it. Oh, sure, you’d like to think you’d be the perfect customer if you [...]
The circle is complete—I received my tall, skim, sugar-free, no whip Cinnamon Dolce latte this morning from the mall Starbucks (I hit the Metro Starbucks yesterday). Per usual, the guy at Starbucks flirted with me nonstop. If I tried hard enough, I bet I could get free coffee like my dad used to get free coffee [...]
This morning, I stopped by Starbucks and ordered a tall, skim, sugar-free syrup Cinnamon Dolce latte. When I received my coffee goody, I was sad to realize that I had neglected to omit whipped cream from the equation. So my 90 calorie drink turned into a 170 calorie drink which I refused to imbibe. It [...]
My last substantial post freaked IP out. Behold:
“I’m never letting you borrow my Observation Deck again! Give it back!”
“I left it at work—I might need it again.”
“No! You don’t need it again, ever. Bring it back!”
And so forth.
I will abstain from writing about things that freak out IP for the time [...]
(Delivering heart attacks to IP, one post at a time.)
Whoever searched for “scorpie pregnant”: you’re odd. Scorpie’s a boy. Duh.
Don’t worry, honey, I’m not going to write literary pirouettes about the beauty of the platinum, baguette-cut emerald ring—no diamonds—that you’ll eventually have to get me if I strike it rich and you’re living off my largess (and now that I think about it, I guess I’ll be paying for the ring). I will [...]
The one thing that hasn’t been discussed this year are last year’s resolutions (and how well I did with them) and what this year’s resolutions are to be. I have started this year’s resolutions and they are working out well, but let’s document them for posterity’s sake. So that, if I have children, they can see [...]
IP has inspired me to produce this post. His suggestion in the last 2006 Book List comments was a great one. So, I developed the awards. Remember, all of this is my opinion—if I were a lit critic, then . . . I’d be a lit critic.
Best Book of 2006: Hands [...]
