Blood Drawn = Fage 2% Yogurt!
Thoughts while walking to the doctor’s office: Damn, I’m kind of hungry. Stupid fasting for lab work. I can’t wait until I can try the Fage 2% yogurt after this. Maybe this weekend I’ll finally get over my fat-in-food phobia and try the whole yogurt. It’s supposed to be awesome.
Thoughts while having blood drawn: Ouch! Hey, she found a vein pretty fast! Last time this took 15 minutes. Huh. That’s a lot of blood. Hmm. Looks like wine. Thick, icky wine. Oh, a second one’s needed? Ah, okay. I wonder why she asked me if I was all right? I just really want my Fage 2% yogurt, okay?
Thoughts while walking to my office afterwards: Boy, I’m really hungry. Whoa, feeling kind of lightheaded. Am I floating or is that guy just really short? Hmm. Why am I walking so slow? I suppose I should put my backpack on completely so I’m not listing to the left. Should I have my banana? But I want my Fage 2% yogurt first. How in the hell am I going to tackle the stairs? I don’t know if I can walk up them. Man, I’m at three-quarters power.
Thoughts while walking to the office cafeteria: An egg and cheese on English muffin should hit the spot along with the Fage 2% yogurt. Citrus blend flavored water? Okie-doke, that’ll be good. Oops, sorry for nearly slamming into you, Ms. Fellow Co-worker! Wow, still feeling kind of woozy. My voice sounds really chirpy and high right now. When did I become a chipmunk? Me, I want a hoola-hoop! Why didn’t they give me a cookie? Wait, that’s for blood donation, not lab work. Man, I’m really at quarter power.
Thoughts while sitting at desk, eating the Fage 2% yogurt flavored with sugar-free caramel syrup: This is fucking good! And it’s not fat-free! And it has a ton of protein! Hallelujah for Greek yogurt! Whoa, a little dizzy there. Anyway, it’s fucking good!
(I shortly thereafter recovered my full equilibrium and ability to think about things other than Fage’s 2% yogurt . . . okay, I lie, I went to the store and bought some more for lunch. Fine! Are you happy? At least I got 34 grams of protein in those two servings!)
