Stop Denying Me Who I Am
Note to people responding to emails that I have sent them, in which my first name appears unabridged and in its correct three-syllable glory: my name ends with an “a”. For example, with my pseudonym: name’s WordNerd, not WordNer. Your dumb ass mistake is why I respond to you with the last letter of my name underlined for full effect. I realize that any name longer than three syllables is hard for English speakers in general, but do not make me start capitalizing the last letter so that it may capture your attention somehow. My name is who I am — to cut it off and effectively turn me into someone else really pisses me off, big time. Also remember that misspelling someone’s name is a surefire way to get onto their shit list, especially if the name IS. RIGHT. IN. FRONT. OF. YOU. Fucking read, assholes. At the very least, copy and paste!
And there is not a “q” in my last name. A “g” is not a “q”. There is a difference.
Thank you for your attention.
