Ba DUM BUMP!
Me: *dancing in my chair at the dinner table and singing* I’m going wedding dress shopping, I’m going wedding dress shopping!
IP: I can’t believe you’re excited about dropping $500 on a dress.
Me: *still dancing* Honey, I’m not excited about dropping $500 on a dress. I’m excited about dropping $1,000* on a dress.
IP: Oh. Okay then.
When I told my mom this story, she laughed heartily, adoring her son-in-law-to-be even more. She then relayed the story to my dad, who chuckled. Dad gave me a $1,500 limit for my dress; IP is probably happy that my father’s more in tune with wedding dress prices than he is.
