Comments on: An Open Letter to My Cousins http://www.sonnet87.com/2009/04/28/an-open-letter-to-my-cousins/ Jumping into vast oceans of nothingness since 2004 Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:51:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: “I Can’t Attend Your Wedding!” Letters | Sonnet 87 http://www.sonnet87.com/2009/04/28/an-open-letter-to-my-cousins/comment-page-1/#comment-3302 “I Can’t Attend Your Wedding!” Letters | Sonnet 87 Tue, 05 Oct 2010 14:32:20 +0000 http://www.sonnet87.com/?p=1595#comment-3302 [...] I’ve noticed a search trend for wedding letters. Instead of letters to cousins telling them they’re not invited to a wedding, it seems people are searching for letters to write to tell the happy couple that [...] [...] I’ve noticed a search trend for wedding letters. Instead of letters to cousins telling them they’re not invited to a wedding, it seems people are searching for letters to write to tell the happy couple that [...]

]]> By: Sonnet 87 » To the People Doing “Sorry I Can’t Invite You to Our Wedding Letter” Searches http://www.sonnet87.com/2009/04/28/an-open-letter-to-my-cousins/comment-page-1/#comment-2791 Sonnet 87 » To the People Doing “Sorry I Can’t Invite You to Our Wedding Letter” Searches Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:20:36 +0000 http://www.sonnet87.com/?p=1595#comment-2791 [...] cousin letter on this blog was not actually sent to my cousins. It was done anonymously and with no intention of [...] [...] cousin letter on this blog was not actually sent to my cousins. It was done anonymously and with no intention of [...]

]]> By: WordNerd http://www.sonnet87.com/2009/04/28/an-open-letter-to-my-cousins/comment-page-1/#comment-2422 WordNerd Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:17:57 +0000 http://www.sonnet87.com/?p=1595#comment-2422 Hehehehe. I love you, IP. Methinks someone was not invited to a cousin's wedding and is a bit bitter. That's how our friend got here: "not inviting cousins to wedding" was the search. Hehehehe. I love you, IP.

Methinks someone was not invited to a cousin’s wedding and is a bit bitter. That’s how our friend got here: “not inviting cousins to wedding” was the search.

]]> By: IP http://www.sonnet87.com/2009/04/28/an-open-letter-to-my-cousins/comment-page-1/#comment-2421 IP Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:14:55 +0000 http://www.sonnet87.com/?p=1595#comment-2421 Hey Joe-bob: Unlike WordNerd's cousins, YOU'RE invited to the wedding, old pal. Send me an e-mail and I'll hook you up with the invite and (most importantly) our registry info. IP Hey Joe-bob:

Unlike WordNerd’s cousins, YOU’RE invited to the wedding, old pal. Send me an e-mail and I’ll hook you up with the invite and (most importantly) our registry info.

IP

]]> By: Joe-bob http://www.sonnet87.com/2009/04/28/an-open-letter-to-my-cousins/comment-page-1/#comment-2420 Joe-bob Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:38:54 +0000 http://www.sonnet87.com/?p=1595#comment-2420 You two are selfish assholes. You two are selfish assholes.

]]> By: WordNerd http://www.sonnet87.com/2009/04/28/an-open-letter-to-my-cousins/comment-page-1/#comment-2221 WordNerd Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:53:47 +0000 http://www.sonnet87.com/?p=1595#comment-2221 That's an excellent idea, but as I started to write you back: this is the kind of person who wouldn't hesitate to send us a gift and then write something like, "Sorry we couldn't make it" on the card. She's considered by the majority of the family to be an immature brat. I know, what would we do without demanding family, etiquette militants, and the WIC? What will they say when they realize we're not providing favors?!? GASP! That’s an excellent idea, but as I started to write you back: this is the kind of person who wouldn’t hesitate to send us a gift and then write something like, “Sorry we couldn’t make it” on the card. She’s considered by the majority of the family to be an immature brat.

I know, what would we do without demanding family, etiquette militants, and the WIC? What will they say when they realize we’re not providing favors?!? GASP!

]]> By: IP http://www.sonnet87.com/2009/04/28/an-open-letter-to-my-cousins/comment-page-1/#comment-2220 IP Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:15:28 +0000 http://www.sonnet87.com/?p=1595#comment-2220 I still like the thank you note idea I mentioned on e-mail. As a special touch, I can write it, and spell her name wrong (and/or add an accent over a letter that doesn't require one, like maybe a consonant). And what would all do without the nosy enforcers who try to make sure we do what we're "supposed" to? That she made fun of you while growing up, and now wants to be front and center at your wedding, isn't a surprise at all. This is yet another reason Facebook is a terrible idea - it lets these kinds of people run amok. I still like the thank you note idea I mentioned on e-mail. As a special touch, I can write it, and spell her name wrong (and/or add an accent over a letter that doesn’t require one, like maybe a consonant).

And what would all do without the nosy enforcers who try to make sure we do what we’re “supposed” to? That she made fun of you while growing up, and now wants to be front and center at your wedding, isn’t a surprise at all. This is yet another reason Facebook is a terrible idea – it lets these kinds of people run amok.

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