IP Won’t Be Here All Week (Due to Travel)
A double citation! IP’s citation-happy heart will be pleased to see these once he returns from his travels to the far off region of . . . the Midwest. You have to understand: this is the humor I live with. If he blogged, I have a feeling he’d become a DC Blogs/Express favorite. He’s constantly cracking me up with dry observations and a debonair wit that’s hard to resist. Last night he had me in stitches discussing Del Boca Vista retirees who get bored with the sun and work for the New Republic‘s subscription renewal department.
We’re glad to have provided some laughter to DC Blogs and Express readers who might have needed it after the events of Monday and the details that were revealed on Tuesday.
Going back to the citations—I’m consistently amazed by how the Express always messes up one or two details in my posts. In this episode, we find out that IP is just my friend. The emerald ring on my left hand and the men’s wedding band I’m about to order say otherwise.