Sign That the (Planning) End Is Nigh, Part III — The Ironed Curtains
Yahoo! Messenger conversation with my sister. And I thought I was bad!
Dorkus: She puts so much pressure on herself.
Dorkus: Like, does it really matter if the bathroom has new bath mats?
Dorkus: Or if the curtains are ironed?
Me: Curtains? Ironed?
Me: Seriously?
Dorkus: I thought I heard her mention that, I’m not sure.
Dorkus: But that’s the kind of thing she fixates on, and honestly, it’s to no ones benefit and only her detriment. Well, me too, since I get to hear all about it.
Me: So true. You poor thing — you deserve a medal.
Me: I love Mom, but she goes way too far with the details.
Me: I doubt everyone will come in with white gloves.
Dorkus: Even if the Pope were coming, such preparations would be unnecessary.
