Things in Life I Don’t Get
2010 March 25
- Tim Burton (and why he needs an exhibit at MoMA); seriously, it was all downhill after Beetlejuice.
- Zombies that only eat brains.
- Vanity sizing. Can I please go by my waist, hip, and inseam measurements? Please?
- Rompers. I think I outgrew those at the age of two.
- Pink dumbbells that max out at 10 or 12 pounds.
- The Amazon Kindle or the B&N Nook. I love new gadgets, but give me a book any day of the week.
- Chipotle and Qdoba. A question from this Mexican: WTF?
- Twilight, and most other vampire stories.
- Being friends with exes.
- Lost.
- People who post the following message on any University of Michigan Facebook update: “Go Blue! Fire Rich Rodriguez!” The university is a school that happens to have a football team, not the other way around.
To be continued . . .
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I agree with each of these (with the exception of being friends with exes).
You’re too nice. :)