I Am Not a Sucker
2010 May 21
But damn you, Drew Barrymore and Justin Long, for making me tear up at the airport scenes in this trailer for your new movie about long distance relationships. Listen, Firestarter and Mac—long distance ended for IP and me a long time ago and I would prefer to not be reminded of how hard it was. Thanks!
Seriously, though. Airport moments? They rank up there in terms of the hardest moments of my life.
I may have to have my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate copy this for me once it’s available on DVD. Because I don’t spend money at the theater. That’s for putzes.
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