Not Your Typical Hockey Fight
I scored a game-tying goal during the Stanley Cup playoffs for the Detroit Red Wings. A brief moment of celebration ensued while the opposing team skated about glumly, contemplating overtime. A ruckus from the arena doors interrupted the celebration, though, as a horde of zombies stormed into Joe Louis Arena and began to make a late-night snack out of the playoff crowd. I realized my hockey stick would be a poor weapon indeed as the zombies made their way to the ice. I then opened my eyes to the damn alarm clock.
At least dream me has some athletic ability and, quite possibly, the chance to make it out of Joe Louis alive.
