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The Wedding of the Century (TM) — May 18, 2003

What follows is a description of my High School Friend B’s wedding back in 2003, written the day after the wedding. It has acquired legendary status in the IP-WordNerd households, so after posting about IP’s roommate’s wedding, I thought I’d follow up with this little gem. Comments from 2007 WordNerd in italics:
Yesterday, IP [...]

Filed under: Greatest Hits - The Paper Archives, Kindly, Frenemies

What Happens If I Want to Eat at Red Hawk? - July 16, 2003

Oh, yuck.  Art Fair begins today.  Here’s a rant from two years ago in which I lament the arrival of Art Fair.  The below still holds true today - it’s also been edited for web consumption.  But yes, go to hell, Art Fair.
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Ranting on.
Well, today it starts.  Yesterday was set-up, but today is the first [...]

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S tton Place - February 28, 2003

Because I am slowly but surely making my way through five hours of sunny Sebring . . .
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I was reading my latest assignment (Sexing the Cherry), and happened to look up and out of my window.  My window faces the east end of campus, and I get a spectacular view of the red neon sign [...]

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That’s No Cabbage Patch Kid, That’s My Cousin! Er, Nephew! Cousin . . . Damn Mexican Familial Relationships . . . - July 17, 2003

(Ed. Note: I’m working on a larger post that might or might not go up today - but all signs point to “no” at the moment due to more pressing matters [work, that is]. While perusing my old journals, I came across this gem.)
For the past few weeks, a war has been fought between [...]

Filed under: Family Gal, Greatest Hits - The Paper Archives

Insults for Your Use - October 30, 1999 (WordNerd’s Random Insult Generator)

I found these while thumbing through some old writings. They were written in the spirit of pure insult, intended to piss off someone who almost knew as much about hockey as I do. I admit that they were directed at a guy I liked at the time - the guy I got [...]

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‘Tis Been a Good Week For Hockey - May 30, 2003

Because I really don’t feel like writing, and because the lockout is looming. The Red Wings’ website still lists the first pre-season game on Sunday, September 26, but we all know that’s not going to happen. While there is plenty of hockey to be had (including the finals of the World Cup last [...]

Filed under: Greatest Hits - The Paper Archives, Hockey sur Glace

Let Your Honesty Shine Like It Shines on Me - July 20, 2000

Written on the plane ride home from Mexico. Written after a particularly difficult year in college, written after a particularly heartbreaking summer.
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. . . Ten more pages to go, including this one. I probably will finish this before the 25th. Too much has happened to not write. If I sit down [...]

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Wanted: Actual Hiking Shoes - June 11, 2004

Written while preparing for my Colorado vacation this summer. I came across it today - it made me giggle, what can I say?
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I’m wandering around Briarwood Shopping Mall, looking for anything that remotely resembles a hiking shoe. I wander and wander, and must’ve racked up about a mile in walking distance. Final score for the [...]

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I Hate AOL - December 12, 2003

Ah, that Paper Archives. Things I’ve written over the years that no eyes but mine have ever seen. Until now. I’ll usually post to the Paper Archives when I’m either a) blocked or b) completely tired and want to post something that makes me laugh or cringe each time I go back [...]

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