Sonnet 87

Three reasons why I’m happy to not have to endure daytime TV at the gym on a regular basis:

Sitcoms like the abhorrent Kings of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond on TBS (I hate Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton with the passion of a thousand burning suns; ditto Leah Remini)
Bonnie Hunt talking to and hugging creepy [...]

For 2008, I have decided to come up with a new category, based entirely on my runs at the gym and . . . drum roll, please . . . the horrible TNT movies that happen to be playing at the time. I have decided to call this category “Gym Shorts” because these posts [...]