Mar
04
I think I’m a mite cranky thanks to having blood drawn today, but to the searches for “modern English translation to Shakespeare’s Sonnet 87″ . . . you can’t be serious, can you? I mean, really? Sonnet 87 (the sonnet, not the blog) is as plain as day. Read it a few times over, digest [...]
Feb
23
I didn’t set resolutions for 2010, but there are a few things I want to improve: I just didn’t feel the need to enumerate them at the New Year. I made a list which I titled “Things I Want To Do Better” in my notebook, and it included exercising smarter, writing, reading more, and searching [...]
Feb
06
As I begin writing this, snowflakes of death have been descending for over a day from the heavens and wreaking their vengeance on my fellow D.C.ers and me for our vanity, blasphemy, and worship of the god that is the Beltway. Or, we’re just getting a really big and unusual winter storm.
Since it looks like [...]
Jan
06
I am supposed to be job-hunting right now, but I can’t bring myself to do it for one reason: I would rather write something. I have the blog post that is unfurling before your eyes in mind and I’m working on a short story. Yep, that’s right—I’m finally working on my story. I’m currently at [...]
Nov
30
Over the weekend, with Big Bro A visiting, IP and I decided to seize the prize of a D.C. novice and force him to visit a museum we’d never been to before. Our touristy inclinations left us long ago and we’re always looking for new vict—, I mean, people to entertain downtown.
We settled on the [...]
Sep
18
Dear Barnes and Noble:
I love you because you sell books, but this does not mean you need to update me when Oprah picks a new book for her club. I consider my literary exploration to be a precious one, and I refuse to base it on an entertainment figure. While our choices do coincide at [...]
Apr
30
While visiting family, IP swung by a used bookstore and picked up a few reads. Most notably, he picked up Stephen King’s Pet Sematary. The copy that he lent me about five years ago is at my parents’ house, in my older brother’s former bedroom. Seeing the new copy, I exclaimed, “Honey, [...]
Mar
24
Did the world suddenly become obsessed with sonnets? Check out my searches for the past day. Yes, day.
cute sonnet
Sonnet about marines
school kid sonnet
grandmother sonnet
sonnet champions
sonnet to money
I need a sonnet about running
sonnets on dreams of becoming a photographer
published sonnets about family
sonnet about Mexicans
sonnet about my father (twice!)
hockey sonnet (thrice!)
sonnet little brother
sonnet shoes
sonnet about [...]
Jan
16
I once cold-called a literary agent. I had a manuscript in hand that I’d been working on for over a year—I thought it was ready to go and wanted to shop it around (before you ask: it was awful). So I found this woman’s name, took a deep breath, and placed the call [...]
Sep
16
Recent keyword activity:
www.sonnet written by shakespeare
sonnet 87
who was the sonnet 87 written for
sleep nature’s gentle nurse
sonnet 87 shakespeare
“and monarchs to behold the”
sonnet 87 explained
Lemme guess. First term paper is due, eh?
Sorry, kids. The days of stunning Shakespearean analysis from yours truly are over. Oh, I can totally still do it and get you an A [...]